Thursday, March 19, 2009

Due to Unpopular Demand

here is an old one, but it has been bothering me;10 Things You Should Never Say to a Rock Chick , I would like to add one: "are you aware that you cannot make good rock music 'cause you are not a dude?" That was just a quickie.

Meat and taters: hooked on this site, whoops, not that one. I disavow any knowledge of liking to that (despite it being adorable). This is the site, I wish I had got there first. Regrettably I am left with this tripe.


Also; Twitter. Twitter has apparently exploded. My twitter feed gets about 8000 updates a day, about 4 thousand are from people with "10 ways to get better twitter ratings" or "10 apps to make twitter perfect". Fuck you. Then there is the 3990 other tweets from people I don't know, they aren't following me so they can't see my replies or pleas for them to shut the fuck up.

A couple responses to these morons.
"No your cat isn't anorexic, you are retarded."
"Who are you and why does your blog suck so fierce?"
"you aren't gamers, you suck, if you didn't have tits no one would love you, not even your fathers."
@mickipedia: "I love you, please have my babies."
@Agent_M: "Do you ever work, shit, even my boss noticed how much you twitter in a day."
@Zadi: "Please, answer my letters! Raise the restraining order! Have my BABIES!"
@ICHCheezBurger: "I love you and your adorableness."

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