Why The Fuck Not?

I am trolling the internet, looking for pictures of half naked hotties to add to my ever growing masturbation log, the other day and I end up on facebook.com using "Are You Interested" and stumbled across a smoking, half-naked hottie all primped in poised in her photo, joyiously I click the wonderful button of "Yes: Let them know", she clicks "yes" back! A match is made. I quickly get to her profile to be deflated by a link to another site, on a whim, I try the link promising "amazing pictures that I don't want my friends to see".

After thirty nano-seconds searching through the ugo's profiles on that site I decide life might be better spent not masturbating constantly and head over to Digg, which just reminds me the site used to be good. I click through a couple stories, such riveting articles as this or this and this led me to believe that maybe I could just give a fuck what the majority of people think is news worthy.

"Perhaps I need to read a trusted source for information, one person's opinion on what is happening in this world", I thought to my self. I hit up Tucker's site, just to see if it has been updated (it hasn't). I check his Related Blogs, lame. As riveting as watermelon bowl helmets are I think I just might be in a different stage of my life then that. "Maybe Blogzarro has been updated", I think to myself next. Nope, and they still have that lame ass shopped picture of a lion on a horse, Cracked'll save me from boredom I figure. A couple cute stories. Nothing to write about.

Then it hit me.

"Why the fuck can't I do that?" I am just as underinformed as any web content write. I have ridiculously unfounded opinions on all sorts of shit no one else cares about, and why shouldn't I force my opinions down other people's throats?

So here we are.

Weekly content about things that have annoyed me, pissed me off, perplexed me, or any other tripe that I want to drool out on to the keyboard. Gonna get a twitter feed and last.fm account set-up so you can be uptodate minute to minute with my mundane boring life and musical taste. My facebook and facebook group will give you a place to hang out with other losers and talk about how amazing I am while waiting for my twitter feeds to breathe a little life into your shallow existence.

Aren't you excited? I am excited...