Wednesday, February 11, 2009

High Speed & IQ Exams

I think the kid at BestBuy should be legally obligated to administer an IQ test whenever anyone between the ages of 11 and 27 and the ages of 45-79 (and anyone that is grossly overweight and appears to live with their mother in theri 30's), comes into buy a webcam.

I'm reading the guy's livejournal and spy half naked girls, and in the interest of seeing every thing even loosely related to pornography I click through. And there they are, dancing around in skimpy little outfits to a mildly annoying song
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I don't know why they are doing it, I don't know why they have over sized tinfoil covered box covering their faces, I don't know if they took turns writing on each other's thighs (I can dream though), I don't know what pleasure they could derive from doing this, except the disgusting satisfaction of knowing that at least one guy has now popped one out, one guy just found out he was into some shit, and one guy just realized he should have went to college because of watching this.

I am hooked though (I have watched it seven time in a row already, notice the girl on the left appears to be a dancer, she points her toes better and does a little wave thing with her hand),
one random weird video is a nice way to break-up the day. These two chicks, these two dudes, a rugby team (?), Simpsons, strippers, a second version from the rugby team, and the list goes on. The question has to be asked; why are these people allowed to be on the internet?

1 comments:

  1. Write a blog about meeeeeee man! Meeeeeeeeee! I like the negative font, btw. Oh, and is it really only once a week that something pisses you off? I would have guessed once a parsec, personally.

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